Trad? Bitch, Please. Hoodie
Trad? Bitch, Please. Hoodie
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Trad? Bitch, Please. Hoodie
Tradition is lovely. So are indoor plumbing and women having bank accounts.
Trad? Bitch, Please. is for people who hear “that’s how we’ve always done it” and immediately develop follow-up questions.
A heavyweight hoodie for colder days, louder opinions and traditions that can survive a little scrutiny.
Details
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
• Air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching
Sizing Chart
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 76–81 cm | 61 cm | 36 cm |
| S | 81–86 cm | 63 cm | 37 cm |
| M | 86–91 cm | 66 cm | 38 cm |
| L | 91–99 cm | 68 cm | 40 cm |
| XL | 99–107 cm | 71 cm | 42 cm |
| 2XL | 107–114 cm | 73 cm | 44 cm |
| 3XL | 114–122 cm | 76 cm | 46 cm |
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 91–96 cm | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| M | 96–101 cm | 71 cm | 44 cm |
| L | 101–106 cm | 74 cm | 46 cm |
| XL | 106–112 cm | 76 cm | 48 cm |
| 2XL | 112–117 cm | 79 cm | 50 cm |
| 3XL | 117–122 cm | 81 cm | 52 cm |
WHY THE MESSAGE HOLDS UP
Practical pieces for everyday political exhaustion.
QUALITY YOU CAN TRUST
Premium materials and durable prints designed to last through everyday wear.
MESSAGE-FIRST MERCH
Designed to carry the point without overexplaining it.
FAST & RELIABLE SHIPPING
Orders are processed quickly so you can start wearing the message without delay.
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